No Review, Just an Update

Generation Y Do I Care...

Hello audience of pretty much, no one.  If you’re reading this, then I thank you for being here for my first serious attempt at blogging.  Whether or not you (or me for that matter) will be here weeks from now is still up in the air. 

            Let me say this first:  The whole notion of “Blogging” gives me douche-chills.  Why should I expect the internet to give a shit about my opinions on random topics, or to listen to me rant on about things that grind my gears?  The fact of the matter is that I cannot.  No one cares what a cynical, generation Y, gamer geek has to say about the world. 

Therefore, I want you to know that I do not plan to use this blog as a soapbox.  My goal in creating a blog is to review things such as video games, movies, etc.  Ideally, I would love to be a video game journalist when I grow up and this seems like a way to get some free practice at it. 

            I don’t exactly know what format this whole thing will take (typed reviews, video reviews, etc) so please bear with me while I try to get my footing.  I am obviously new at this.  My plan is to keep these relatively short.  If your attention span is anything like mine, then you have already stopped reading this, or you're just skimming to find something that catches your eye.  If the latter is the case, then SHITBOOBS, STINKBALLS!!!  My goal is to bring you honest reviews, unless I get famous and people are willing to buy me off.  Then I will just do what the man tells me.  Criticism (preferably constructive) is welcome.  If you read any of these, PLEASE let me know by commenting, even if the comment is to let me know how much I donkey dick I suck.